home  submit  handmade for hire.  @travisina.  put a pin in it.  basically gherkins. 

campbasement:



anjelica huston & liza minnelli



(via silk-rayon)

I just got fitted for cement sneaker clogs.

Woof Wednesdays.  This dog is best friend material. Handsome Kernal Sanders needs a hero today. He’s on very limited time where he’s at now. Click through for his listing information to rescue this love. 
Plus I stole half his DVDs and the ice cream maker we bought together.
Screen shot of the week courtesy of Oprah’s audience member.

If I Were a Free Fallin’ Boy (Beyonce vs. Tom Petty) - A DJ Earworm Mashup

I held casting, directed, and produced the 4th installment of The Matrix on my lanai. I give to you…Cat Matrix. Enjoy the show.

Mooseknuckles. I can’t.

Driving through Dothan, Alabama, this establishment’s strip mall store front signage shone like white denim in Chelsea circa 1989. I mean, is the owner in on the joke? It’s also advertised as an MMA bar. I’m going to assume the MMA fans aren’t aware of the reference.

P.S. It’s def not a gay gathering place as my friend and I promptly turned the car around to investigate. It’s full hetero, testosterone-y, MMA saturated with a few wifeys doing the thousand yard stare past the wall of flat screens. It reeks of draft beer and despair. First and last Mooseknuckles trip.

The hippest gift bows that the party has ever seen.